Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Are they plain stupid or Am I too Witty?

It Seemed like my acerbic tongue was very active yesterday ... my friends said i was alil cranky yester-morning ( new word ) ..

It all happened so naturally ... a chat session during lecture break with Calvin outside school resulted in the 1st encounter... I was somehow holding onto my cup of tea behind my back , and it juz spilt over my legs . One of the girls ( quite pretty ) nearby saw the boOobOo and excited squealed in excitement and told her friends.

I was embarrassed , but somehow , I juz opened my mouth and told her in a big smile ... " Oh Never Mind, Shit Happens... Oh Btw, juz a suggestion , The next time you wanna laugh @ other's misfortune , you might wanna make sure you laugh behind their backs , Not in front of them."

IT WAS HER TURN TO BE EMBARRASSED !! She managed a sheepish smile @ me and seeked some cover from her friends ! So stupid to get caught laughing at others. The tables were turned on her, she ended up more embarrrassed than me.

As What Calvin said , so stupid to laugh so near the "victim" , and GET CAUGHT for it .

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2nd Incident happened soOon after we weNt back into Class ... One of the Geeky LOoking lecturemates sitting directly in front of me brought his S*msung Laptop in a laptop bag with the WORD S*MSUNG Staring @ everyone ... OH Ya .. It had a big Padlock on the bag. LOlz

The Cockster was stupid enough to lay the Laptop bag behind him , directly @ my feet .. ( I was wearing slippers) .. and He saw his bag touching my feet ... STARED @ my feet , STARED @ his Bag and Stared @ my feet again Like a mechanised Robot head !!

I got pissed off and i asked him politely " Do you wanna shift your bag to somewhere else because i am afraid I will kick it " ..

The Cockster picked up his bag , didnt know where else to put his lappy bag ( when there was ample space JUST beside him ) ... He ended up hugging the Lappy Bag on his lap. What an idiot !
My legs were Not sticking out of place , he was simply stupid to place his bag out of his rightful space and had the cheek to stare @ me and my feet , hinting that i should remove my feet from his precious bag?

Two little Fiascos in the morning made my life more interesting with new experiences gained in handling silly girls and stupid fools .

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Mambo XMG out .

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